Cat and Em

 

Em: Hi Cat, wanna play??

Cat: Don't make eye contact, she'll never leave. Don't look, don't look. Just pretend like you can't hear her.

Cat: Ok, look kid, I'm old. I've been through all six of you over the past 18 years, and I just want to rest. I'm too old to play.

Em: But I'm your favorite... right? Wanna play?

Epic fail, Cat. You made eye contact;)