Name - PipsqueakOffense - Attacking a defenseless baby
Evidence- golden locks stuck in his still spinning wheels
( and he's also destroyed evidence, trying to rip off his warning label which read .. KEEP AWAY FROM HAIR)
punishment- long term corner time
The victim- Miss Em.Status- fully recovered
This cute yellow rodent looks harmless enough, but underneath that sweet face lays a wild, vicious creature.
Miss Emilia was attacked yesterday while taking her routine nap. Somehow Pipsqueak made it into her playpen. Since the flood Emilia has been sleeping in her playpen in Bella and Sophia's room. Pipsqueak is the current pet of Bella. Rumor has it that Bella's mother, stupidly left Pipsqueak on a shelf next to the playpen. Easily reachable by Miss Emilia. Waking from her nap Miss Em apparently invited what seemed to be a friendly gerbil to come and play with her. For unknown reasons he quickly turned on her and attacked. Emilia's mother heard unusual wailing coming from the room and raced in to see what was wrong. What she found was horrifying. Pipsqueak's wheels had become entangled in Miss Em's hair. Emilia's mother sprang into action and ran for her handy dandy scissors. Being extremely careful she snipped the entangled locks of hair from Pipsqueaks wheel.
Pipsqueak was immediately transferred to solitary confinement.
Miss Em made a complete and quick recovery.
Emilia's mother would like to state, for the record that even though she is an avid blogger she never once thought about running for her camera instead of the scissors! That would have been WRONG!
19 comments:
That was HYSTERICAL!!!! Well done Mama, well done! haha The same thing happened to us w/Ella!! Poor Em, I'm glad she recovered fast! You sure made me smile this am you Blogmaster!! xo
he he.. :)
Oh so funny! I loathe our little Zhu Zhu. It is constantly reminding me that I am slowly going bald and shedding my hair all over our house.
I don't know how kids manage it, but they invariably do something to cause loss of hair . . . .if not theirs, certainly their parents'!
Ouch!! Bad, Zhu Zhu! Bad!!
Glad Em is okay =)
ROTFL...that was way too funny. You are a hoot...this sounds like more supporting evidence for the MOTY award...I'm just sayin'...LOL
I an laughing so hard right now! You are so funny and very clever too, BTW! Thanks for the laugh!
Sorry this humor was at the expense of sweet Em's hair/head though! Poor girl! I bet she wants nothing to do with that naughty toy now!
Love and Hugs!!!
Glad you were able to rescue poor Em! ;)
Thanks for making me smile this morning and for giving us a warning about that vicious zhu zhu! :)
If it weren't for Em's bald spot I would be totally cracking up! So funny. Thankful it was easily solved. Who knew toddler proofing your house would mean getting rid of the rodents. LOL!
Oh my goodness... and my daughter wants a zhu zhu pet for her birthday. Hmmm.... ;)
Glad she fully recovered!
Naughty, naughty pipsqueak! Glad Em's beautiful hair is ok.
this had me ROLLING!!! Poor Miss Em, but too funny. I am glad you ran for the scissors instead of the camera and I bet she is too. Just too funny though, thanks for sharing this one!
Found your blog through a friend (the network of Down syndrome parents is awesome). Love your writing style - clearly a woman after my own heart!
LOL.....poor Em!! Glad to hear she is fully recovered! Rodents should be caged........just NOT in playpens! Note to self:)
poor lovie, glad he didnt attack more thanks to the quick thinking mom, lol
You put that into words beautifully - it was so funny. Sorry I had a laugh at the expense of long lost hair. I bet that hurt - that is a good chunk of hair! Thanks for the good laugh - glad she is on the way to full recovery!
Naughty Pipsqueak...although I must sat this is quite hilarious.
Glad mommy could make that very difficult choice between the camera and the scissors.
Too funny! Poor Em! I guess even mechinical rodents are a health hazard!
Poor Em! You told a great story.
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